I originally found this on tumblr and had to share this you guys. We all know that what men say to us is quite different than what they are actually thinking. Here we have uncovered some of those thoughts. Enjoy.
The unofficial dress code.
The truth behind a common phrase.
The real reason they can’t shut up:
Their favorite thing to do:
Messages they really send to people…
A little criticism coming their way…
The rhetorical “not all men”
On their moaning-noises.
On their abundant knowledge on everything literature.
Rather than wearing their heart on their sleeve, they put their thoughts on their hats (no wonder they are confused!)
On their real, inner thoughts…wait for it…
On the Animal Kingdom.
On trying to win a scrabble game
On not looking like a Sasquatch — AND getting away with it
On using words as frequently as “like”.
On when getting a real date is difficult
On trying to reach out to the opposite sex only to not get the response one hoped for…
On those sappy love songs.
On complete thoughts about men’s rights.
Their take on the criteria the haunts them.
On taking a joke.