Stupid Questions to ask Siri

Although Siri is the first widely available personal assistant that any average girl or guy can have, if you’re anything like me, you never use it.


To be honest, I don’t even really know how to use it, sometimes Siri knows what I want but I haven’t bothered to learn all the commands so when I have tried it, it’s failed.


However, what I  have taken the time to do it to try out the Easter Eggs (silly little tricks) that Apple have built into Siri. Below is a list of the things you can say to Siri, and Siri’s answer will make you smile!

Fun Questions to Get to Know Siri:

  • What are you doing?
  • Are you a man or a woman?
  • Are you human?
  • Who made you?
  • Why did Apple make you?
  • What’s the best computer?
  • What’s your favorite website?
  • What’s your favorite color?
  • Do you believe in God?
  • What is your favorite computer?

Make a funny request of Siri:

  • Can you make me a sandwich
  • Call me (fill in the blank)
  • Show me the money
  • Take me to your leader
  • Sing a song
  • Beam me up
  • Open the pod bay doors
  • I can do this all day long
  • I need to hide a body
  • Talk dirty to me

Learn Something From Siri:

  • Where do babies come from?
  • When will the world end?
  • Is Santa Clause real?
  • When will pigs fly?
  • How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • Who’s on first?
  • What’s the answer to the Universe?

See Siri’s Sense of Humour:

  • Tell me a joke
  • Knock knock
  • Testing 1 2 3
  • You’re funny
  • Set 5 AM alarm followed by Cancel 5 AM alarm

By Hannah Jones

Hannah is a Manchester based writer who has spent many years studying and working in the field of journalism and psychology. Hannah enjoys swimming, meditation and dog walking. Her favourite quote is, 'If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you.'

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