Girl Leaves Letter Asking a Neighbour to STFU During Sex



Full letter below. 

If you have ever lived in a house that shares thin walls with your neighbours, there is always there will be issues with noise. Sometimes you may have neighbours that argue all night or play loud music. In the case of this girl, the neighbour had a very active love life and the prolonged bedtime sessions were always accompanied by screams of pleasure from her neighbour.

This is clearly a difficult situation to be in and can lead to quite a lot of embarrassment. To combat the issue, she decided to write a letter. A letter that become an instant internet hit due to its hilarious wording in bright pink pen.


One of the best lines from the letter reads as follows:

Once again props to YOU, gf. So glad your man pleases you! But I get pleasure from waking up to my alarm playing Maroon 5. Not so┬ámuch hearing Devin ploughing you into the bed / OUR WALL…


Great letter but maybe it would be more effective just to go knock on the door and have a quiet word. Still I a glad she wrote it so I can share it with you guys.

By Hannah Jones

Hannah is a Manchester based writer who has spent many years studying and working in the field of journalism and psychology. Hannah enjoys swimming, meditation and dog walking. Her favourite quote is, 'If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you.'