#1 Sunrise, Sunset
#2 Yeah, cuz you can still read what the bill will be
#3 Agreed – but you should be at least 21 to drink that!
#4 Better – the secret is swirling and sniffing until you can’t anymore
#5 Pain is likely what gets you started – entrapment keeps you there (yikes)
#6 What usually happens afterward
#7 Heh – except we are slaves only to what we cannot say “no” to.
#8 Most things in moderation – yes
#9 Nope – your mind is tied and bound in the back room. It’s your body talking!
#10 The real question is “Which one?” You should see 2 by now…
#11 Oh but I did give up! The job I always wanted because someone posted a pic of me on Facebook!
#12 Sounds like the “cowards” are the heroes! Breakfast anyone?
#13 Interestingly – you can very well lose something you never had before either – like dependable employment.
#14 Or, more accurately, “addicted”
#15 Yes – and save a fortune!
#16 Yep –right around the middle
#17 No? I’ll bet that like a dog, you will return to your own vomit
#18 No Nike swoosh on the side of that flask!
#19 If this was a circus interview – she’d be hired!
#20 It only takes 2 – one on the left and one on the right!
#21 Like getting kicked out
#22 Alcohol does wonders for cleaning open surface wounds – however it prevents the healing of internal ones
#23 Or the puke – take your pick
#24 Along with the “I choose to not” people
#25 Is this before or after breaking the seal?
#26 Perfectly stated by a drunk person – did we forget a word?
#27 But what if she’s a happy drunk?
#28 You mean passed out
#29 Is she talking to her beer or her ___?
#30 And then get a real friend to help you out
#31 And pride comes before the fall – hope it’s a short trip down
#32 And perhaps close them too – watch where you step!
