32 Awkwardly Cynical Phrases that Mix Two of your Favorite Habits – Drinking & Working Out

#1 Sunrise, Sunset

#2 Yeah, cuz you can still read what the bill will be

#3 Agreed – but you should be at least 21 to drink that!

#4 Better – the secret is swirling and sniffing until you can’t anymore

#5 Pain is likely what gets you started – entrapment keeps you there (yikes)

#6 What usually happens afterward

#7 Heh – except we are slaves only to what we cannot say “no” to.

#8 Most things in moderation – yes

#9 Nope – your mind is tied and bound in the back room. It’s your body talking!

#10 The real question is “Which one?” You should see 2 by now…

#11 Oh but I did give up! The job I always wanted because someone posted a pic of me on Facebook!

#12 Sounds like the “cowards” are the heroes! Breakfast anyone?

#13 Interestingly – you can very well lose something you never had before either – like dependable employment.

#14 Or, more accurately, “addicted”

#15 Yes – and save a fortune!

#16 Yep –right around the middle

#17 No? I’ll bet that like a dog, you will return to your own vomit

#18 No Nike swoosh on the side of that flask!

#19 If this was a circus interview – she’d be hired!

#20 It only takes 2 – one on the left and one on the right!

#21 Like getting kicked out

#22 Alcohol does wonders for cleaning open surface wounds – however it prevents the healing of internal ones

#23 Or the puke – take your pick

#24 Along with the “I choose to not” people

#25 Is this before or after breaking the seal?

#26 Perfectly stated by a drunk person – did we forget a word?

#27 But what if she’s a happy drunk?

#28 You mean passed out

#29 Is she talking to her beer or her ___?

#30 And then get a real friend to help you out

#31 And pride comes before the fall – hope it’s a short trip down

#32 And perhaps close them too – watch where you step!