1. Lemme guess – this was inspired by Bart Simpson…
2. So much for “Have a Nice Day!”
3. I’m sure it tasted great going down!
4. Gifts that keep on giving
5. Bet they get good tips!
6. Probably a prank from a co-worker
7. What goes around comes around…
8. A little gratitude upward can’t hurt
9. Oh buddy…she might be slow, but I bet she can spell!