24 Disturbing Toys that Just Might Have Robbed Me of My Childhood

When I was growing up, things were certainly different. What was considered “risqué” is now commonplace. It’s sad but true.

Nowadays, toys are nearly living nightmares. I am glad some of these were not around when I was growing up – makes me think twice about what I give my kids for sure! Take a look…

Babies giving birth to babies!

We won’t even get into the thought of how a baby got pregnant…what act would be necessary AND what part of health class they forgot (try the pituitary gland). Bad idea all around.

The Fuhrer – really?

(no comment)

Skipper gets boobs

To Matte’s credit, Skipper was always flat as a board. And then Barbie had a super huge bust – there was no in between. The alarming part here is that one can “Make her grow from a young girl to a teenager in seconds!” and she’s “twice as much fun.” The false timeline for boob growth and implication that only with boobs is someone fun is not a good plan.

Pole Dancing Doll

Well there’s always something to aspire to!

Stripper Pole with Video

Would love to see what messages they are including in the DVD…unbelievable.

Flasher Doll

It may be a tad too early for this…

Barbie gets pregnant

Interesting concept but might bring adult topics up too early in life.

Uh…no

So the diaper fits both the baby and the monkey…hmmm

Oreo Barbie

Is there a Nilla Wafer Barbie too? How about Cheez-It Barbie or Red Hot Barbie?

Hmmm…

Couldn’t come up with a different shape?

Penis Gummy-things

Great for a bachelorette party – not for my kids! Hello?

The Avenging Narwhal?

And what is he avenging? How could a sea creature have anything to avenge on land (koala?)? Narwhals also hang out in the north pole area – Greenland, Russia, etc. Last I checked, penguins dwell mostly in Antarctica (far South America, South Africa and Galapagos Islands excluded).