#1 What’s your poo telling you? It’s reminding you that you stole something!
#2 So much for a hit and run!
#3 His other option was snip-snip – he should be grateful
#4 One tends to walk through the wrong door when they steal – or, in this case, the wrong side of the door.
#5 The American form of a boomerang – doh!
#6 Well done – enough said!
#7 A difficult lesson on patience
#8 YES!!! A tow with a boot – FINALLY!