1. First off every day is quite tiresome when you KNOW that you have to deal with people!
Where the hell is my coffee?
2. I would tell you how much I dislike you but my feeling runs much deeper than words could ever express.
3. You try to save as much energy as you can knowing that you will be rolling your eyes more times than you could remember.
4. Nothing says I hate you more than the good old middle finger. Seal the stamp of disapproval with this sucker.
5. Don’t even come close to me, everyone knows that even your shadow is like the black abyss.
6. You are the reason people subtweet today.
7. Just you telling me about your life makes me nauseated.
8. Your idea of what life should end up being like is far different than others.
9. When people get anywhere close to you on the road.
10. You can only relate to people who also hate people.
11. When you open the door only to find someone you hate.
12. Why not? It’s FREE!
13. Yes, every little thing about you!
14. You are terrified of elevators.
15. Sales people are the main subject of your nightmares.
16. I’m really trying to find something but nothing is coming to mind.
17. Your bitch face is not something that people are smiling at.
18. Anger management? No! People to leave? Yes!
19. Even wrote a song for you.
20. Looking for the best way to dispose of those people.
21. Then there is the black book.
22. Why do you keep asking me questions?
23. Although I hate everyone I do love your truly.