He might look innocent…
But what is his poo telling you?
New habits?
Dark thoughts?
We think it started when he was denied a date with one of the Barbie sisters
What started out small began to fester
Time on the shelf took a whole new meaning
But then things took a turn for the worse
Every night was a new blackout…
He began to turn on his friends
He’s had more run-ins with the Law
We don’t even recognize him anymore!
But it was all a cry for help
But before anything could be done – things got out of control
Friendships were literally severed.
The violence continued
Not even grandma knew! (You can see the resemblance in the smile.)
Be sure to protect your kiddos!
Be sure Barbie is in by curfew!
That goes for Ken too!
You can run but you can’t hide from the Shelf Elf!
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