Top 14 Yo Momma’s Jokes

It’s a universal law that no one allows someone else to diss their own mother. But some how, if the insult comes in the form of a ‘Yo Mama’ joke, it’s hard not to laugh! Below you’ll fine the Top 14 Yo Momma Jokes. Some of them are genious and some just make us groan!

1. Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye. submitted by: KuriousM


2. Yo momma’s so fat, she’s got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook submitted by: erikm98


3, Yo momma so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo. submitted by: davejavu1984


4. Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam submitted by: kaelanlee


5. Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a WIRELESS network! submitted by: rickyrassool


6. Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn’t solve that mystery. submitted by: Linneybear


7. Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose submitted by: jbent785


8. Yo mama so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone submitted by: deerboocap


9. Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she’s in. submitted by:alexpatty712


10. Yo mama’s mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound. submitted by: demaryius89


11. Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPad and turned it into a Flat Screen TV submitted by: pittpens1997


12. Yo mama so old she went to an antique store and they wouldn’t let her leave. submitted by: brendanratc


13. Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn’t laughing but the stairs were cracking up. submitted by: 21jtanner


14. If you want my come back you’ll have to scrape it off your moms teeth submitted by: jonathen51


By Hannah Jones

Hannah is a Manchester based writer who has spent many years studying and working in the field of journalism and psychology. Hannah enjoys swimming, meditation and dog walking. Her favourite quote is, 'If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you.'