This Guy Did The Unthinkable… Lost His Wife!

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Husband: I lost my wife.

Investigator: How tall was she?

Husband: I don’t know.

Investigator: Was she thin or fat?

Husband: Not slim.

Investigator: Eye color?

Husband: I’m not sure

Investigator: Hair color?

Husband: It seems to change, depending on the season.

Investigator: What did she have on the last time you saw her?

Husband: A suit I think – I can’t exactly remember.

Investigator: Was she accompanied by anyone?

Husband: Yes – my dog, Romeo. He’s a golden Labrador wearing a gold chain and stands about 30 inches tall. He’s healthy, has brown eyes and blackish/brown hair. He likes non-vegetarian food. We eat together…and jog together.

The husband started to cry.

Investigator: Looks like we need to look for the dog first!


By Hannah Jones

Hannah is a Manchester based writer who has spent many years studying and working in the field of journalism and psychology. Hannah enjoys swimming, meditation and dog walking. Her favourite quote is, 'If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you.'