Husband: I lost my wife.
Investigator: How tall was she?
Husband: I don’t know.
Investigator: Was she thin or fat?
Husband: Not slim.
Investigator: Eye color?
Husband: I’m not sure
Investigator: Hair color?
Husband: It seems to change, depending on the season.
Investigator: What did she have on the last time you saw her?
Husband: A suit I think – I can’t exactly remember.
Investigator: Was she accompanied by anyone?
Husband: Yes – my dog, Romeo. He’s a golden Labrador wearing a gold chain and stands about 30 inches tall. He’s healthy, has brown eyes and blackish/brown hair. He likes non-vegetarian food. We eat together…and jog together.
The husband started to cry.
Investigator: Looks like we need to look for the dog first!
