When ‘Girl Logic’ Gets Out of Hand

Sometimes, when a girls got a broken heart, logic goes out of the window and gets replaced with ‘girl logic’. ‘Girl logic’ is similar to normal logic, except the reasoning behind certain actions or decision become a bit distorted. This is due to the feelings of depression, anxiety, low self esteem, jealousy, humiliation, anger and revenge.

Other times, when a girl doesn’t have a broken heart (she just doesn’t have enough respect for her man to stay faithful) ‘girl logic‘ can come into play. This defence mechanism can help her justify her wrong doings and double standards. To herself at least.

1. She was doing you a favour by finding out how much she really did love you!


2. She wants a reaction and she’ll keep rubbing her new man in your face until she gets one.


3. She keeps her enemies closer.


4. She protects you by keeping females as far away from you as possible.


5. It’s not double standards, you did the same thing but for different reasons.


6.┬áIf you hadn’t been snooping, you’d never have gotten hurt!

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7. She can boost her confidence based on your new girl’s face.


8. She just wants you to be sure that you’re sure. Before you lose her for good.


9. Love is a two way street, just because you turned around, doesn’t mean she did!


10. Distracting you with her body while she plans her next move.


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By Hannah Jones

Hannah is a Manchester based writer who has spent many years studying and working in the field of journalism and psychology. Hannah enjoys swimming, meditation and dog walking. Her favourite quote is, 'If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you.'