Texting while driving is perfectly ok if there are only adults involved (hmmm)

On second thought, don’t hate these folks. It could be another form of evolution – you know, the dumb die off due to random acts of stupidity. It sure keeps Facebook interesting though…
Ouch – hard house – he went there…

Don’t quit your day job!

Honesty is a wonderful policy

Unbelievable…

Idiocy abounds

I hope he knows we can see him…

A child, huh?

Looks like tanning in progress to me…

People in need of real lives.

In other words, “I am a child.”

It’s called the “off” switch – might wanna check it out…

For “hella” real

Hey CoughCough, how about a dose of your own medicine?

Bullying: 5, Anti: 8 (Final Score)

Why BAs should be more consistent…

Oh brother…

Nothing like taking your own advice…

A picture is worth…

We all know what sells.

Um…that includes you!

No getting out of this one!

But Ashley lives in a movie.

Good thing you’re not showing much then, eh?

Yup – evolution again!

But when girls complain about other girls complaining about others complaining…that’s okay!

Like 3 guys going to the store together (not to mention posting about it!)

Come on…one last time won’t kill ya!

Didn’t you know? All status updates posted near a toilet are classy.

After you!

Why can’t I just attack others in peace?

Can’t do it if you are not self-aware

She said position – not status.

Looks like his body is the only useful thing – forget the soul and mind…

24 little hours…

All done via mobile

She asked for it…

Put the phone down

They’ll figure it out eventually

Oops! Got Tag?

Guess the cheating worked

Dear diary…

Guess he missed the film The Social Network

But it was a whole 25 minutes ago…hello!

Hmmm. You think they feel now the way you did?

Wow…I guess FB got the movie review

One step, two step

And they lived happily ever after
