Most Embarrassing First Date!

I hooked up with this guy I met online last year, I haven’t ever slept with someone on a first date before but we had got on so well all evening, I was pretty sure we would be seeing each other again.

This guy had to work early in the morning so made me a cup of tea, kissed me on the head and left for work. He told me to post the keys back in the front door on the way out and he’d call me.

Not long after I got my stuff together and went for a quick poo. I soon realised that his toilet was totally broken but I didn’t dare leave the mess I’d made in it so I had to scoop my poop out of it using a plastic bag I found in his kitchen. Gross!!

On my way out I left him a note saying I was looking forward to seeing him again and off I went. I posted the keys back like he had asked and as I turned to leave I realised… I’d left the grocery bag next to the note on the kitchen table!

He didn’t call me.

By Hannah Jones

Hannah is a Manchester based writer who has spent many years studying and working in the field of journalism and psychology. Hannah enjoys swimming, meditation and dog walking. Her favourite quote is, 'If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you.'