Your day has finally arrived – you either longed for a tattoo since you were eight or you have now had one too many and are making a permanent decision on the fly. And so you go to the tattoo parlor of choice (or just convenience – you won’t remember tomorrow anyway) and peruse album after album of catalogued moments of the lives who blazed the trail before you arrived. You finally commit to the design, the size and most importantly the location. You’re all psyched up and then remember that you didn’t select a font – another detail that can make or break what will not just be a moment in life, but a memory for life. Ok, you’re all set and the artist nods his or her head and then gives you a wink. Seems pretty simple, right? Word to the wise…might wanna check and double-check their work or bring a friend who knows what you want, or, in the case of these unfortunate souls you are about to meet – at least someone who knows how to spell. Take a look – hope this does not happen to you!
1. Looks like she will need to eat her words, no matter WATH
2. Yeap – those darn chall-A-nges will get ya!
3. Maybe Loyaty was a loved one?
4. Not only the first one, but the second one TO
5. Demonized by compound verbs and incorrect prepositions
6. Yeap – right in front of a camera
7. Use pencil next time
8. True statement
9. And the Word was God AND came with spell-check
10. Surender your high school diploma – it must be fake.
11. We did not choose our tattoo either – we were too drunk.
12. Then the wounds did what next?
13. No one will ever understand their bond or their tattoos.
14. Guess they were just Be-Living for the moment!
15. They are everything – even the ‘Y’
16. And oh, if she had only resisted…
17. Must be a FAD…
18. At least they tride
19. Why dream catchers don’t write poetry
20. Just one ‘e’ away!
21. At least Hallmark gets it right!
22. We hope that wasn’t permanent…
23. TMI
24. Guess the you’re about to be stretched then!
25. We’re guessing they have a stutter
26. 2 dings – 1 for misspelling and who’s not loved?
27. He’ll need two small hair patches – good thing he can do that!
28. I didn’t know honor could be breath-d in!
29. Thank goodness there were no misspellings on that one!
30. Only as long as she shaves
31. And all your limbs with misspelled tattoos
32. Blood after love, huh? Sounds like a horror film.
33. So is that my new job description?
34. Well, except this one!
35. Maybe – but at least I can spell! (Should I put that on my middle finger?)
36. But not smarter, sorry
37. Close! But we get the idea
38. Yeap, ‘cuz you sure can’t go back now!
39. Agreed, but please make good dicisions in the moment.
40. Add a little “more” and you’re there!
41. Bad Stawbewy! Bad Stawbewy!
42. Like clean socks
43. And wisdom to spell the “difference.”
44. Proper English spelling?
45. I hope you Achived the right tattoo there bud.
