#1 Only serious mermaid spells, please.

#2 Uh, I believe the term is “little people”…

#3 Where is Bill Nye when you need him?

#4 That is NOT how it works.

#5 That is still not how it works!

#6 Come on people…

#7 Why yes, written in his own blood.

#8 This a trick question, right?

#9 I’m pretty sure that’s gotta be the cure for heartburn.

#10 The answer is most definitely “yes.”
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#11 No no, only moose.

#12 Wait – wouldn’t you ruin your phone then?

#13 You don’t want to be human anymore?

#14 Uh yeah, but, like, why?

#15 That’s not what you said and you know it!

#16 Are you confusing crocodiles with GAYtors?

#17 Yeah…he probably is…

#18 Probably not — sound waves don’t transmit in outer space.

#19 This question has two parts.

#20 He’s clearly not trying hard enough…

#21 If evolution were true, don’t you think humans would have gotten them first?

#22 Oh – so that’s why they rub Buddha’s belly…

#23 Well, if that didn’t work…

#24 Oh my…

#25 Yes, but the question is, do you leave it in there for 1 minute or 60 seconds?

#26 It sounds like you have a broken cat.

#27 Nope — everything just floats freely over there.

#28 He wasn’t born from bats?

#29 Which one, specifically?

#30 Probably so!
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#31 You have to wash the dirt first, right?

#32 If he and his lover eat beans together, then yes…

#33 Define “tiny roll” for me.

#34 Ever heard of recycling?

#35 You would look like an idiot!

#36 I think you are asking the wrong question.

#37 Paging: Neil deGrasse Tyson.

#38 Ah…the m-word.
