#1 Only serious mermaid spells, please.
#2 Uh, I believe the term is “little people”…
#3 Where is Bill Nye when you need him?
#4 That is NOT how it works.
#5 That is still not how it works!
#6 Come on people…
#7 Why yes, written in his own blood.
#8 This a trick question, right?
#9 I’m pretty sure that’s gotta be the cure for heartburn.
#10 The answer is most definitely “yes.”
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#11 No no, only moose.
#12 Wait – wouldn’t you ruin your phone then?
#13 You don’t want to be human anymore?
#14 Uh yeah, but, like, why?
#15 That’s not what you said and you know it!
#16 Are you confusing crocodiles with GAYtors?
#17 Yeah…he probably is…
#18 Probably not — sound waves don’t transmit in outer space.
#19 This question has two parts.
#20 He’s clearly not trying hard enough…
#21 If evolution were true, don’t you think humans would have gotten them first?
#22 Oh – so that’s why they rub Buddha’s belly…
#23 Well, if that didn’t work…
#24 Oh my…
#25 Yes, but the question is, do you leave it in there for 1 minute or 60 seconds?
#26 It sounds like you have a broken cat.
#27 Nope — everything just floats freely over there.
#28 He wasn’t born from bats?
#29 Which one, specifically?
#30 Probably so!
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#31 You have to wash the dirt first, right?
#32 If he and his lover eat beans together, then yes…
#33 Define “tiny roll” for me.
#34 Ever heard of recycling?
#35 You would look like an idiot!
#36 I think you are asking the wrong question.
#37 Paging: Neil deGrasse Tyson.
#38 Ah…the m-word.
