This is a list of normal life things that just happen – they may be a little irritating at the time, but would never warrant a huge response. But for some people, who struggle with life in other areas, these things REALLY set them off…check this out!
1. Stuck cheeks
2. Overflow
3. Considerate Roommates
4. Considerate Co-Workers
5. Quirky Personal Pet Peeves
6. Table Manners
7. “Everyone can just go around me”
8. Again, “Everyone can just go around me”
9. I guess this only happens to tall people?
10. When gravity refuses to go on vacation
11. Hand-Eye Coordination
12. Belt Loop Whiplash
13. Being Interrupted
14. Being Out-Ranked
15. What a wuss! (sorry)
16. The Inability to Communicate Effectively with Others (and worse, not know it!)
17. It’s called economics and what makes good business sense – the hotdog and bun people are holding hands behind the scenes.
18. The Inability to Love without Expecting Anything in Return
19. Except you, of course!
20. Wow – Someone needs to take an anger management course!
21. At this rate, if you are putting out so much negative waves, they are certainly bound to return to you!
22. Better put those iPod earphones back in buddy!
23. Most of the world doesn’t even have enough money for shoes…perspective bud!!
24. I’m not so sure you wouldn’t do the same!
25. Heh – Again, travel abroad…all the things on this list would not bother after that!!!
26. This one happens to be glass. You seem so irritated with life in general that I’d pay just to sit and watch to see if you would walk right into it.
27. If you are an external processor, this is not the person for you!
28. Obviously something they learned from their PARENT(S)
29. Cuz It’s ALL about you!!!
30. Computer Rodents Playing Tricks
31. Perhaps they should slap you instead!
32. I don’t think I’d want to be present during your birthday – ever.
33. Again – go to a developing country. Oh, and you can leave the suit at home.
