#1 She also probably owns stock in Johnson & Johnson
#2 Run away!
#3 So if you are already balding – stay away from Haley
#4 We hope she just likes the jug – and that it’s full of water
#5 Wonder what his state redemptive value would be if he was recycled
#6 Garbage in, garbage ouch!
#7 And he’s part of the Taliban
#8 She’s also a mortician – they are paid to do that!
#9 And their names are: leaded, unleaded, 87, 89, 91…
#10 A cleanser cleans better if applied outside the crystal, Crystal
#11 So that’s 5 hours a day of eating – regardless of what it is – that’s a lot of time eating!
$12 Is that the pottery calling the kettle…
#13 Well, we hope that’s not all she eats
#14 He’s really not going to be there, when you poop him out!
#15 Not sure what is the larger issue – being a furry or wearing a suit during sex
#16 And she poops out how much each day? Talk about passing stones…
#17 Eating dryer sheets – maybe the person earlier who had all the laxatives should meet this gal
#18 Does Mary have 2 legs or 4?
19. …ok, so 2 I guess
#20 And here I was thinking there was a mouse in my house … it might be my neighbor coming through my wall!
#20 Goes through, huh? That must hurt!
#21 Change is good…yum!
#22 Taste the rainbow…I guess!
#23 bottoms up…
24. looks better on nails, girl
#25 Would love to be her dentist. Does she floss afterward?
#26 We hope he’s a mascot of some sort…even a diaper?
#27 Maybe Bertha should like these toe nails – they need a little sparkle
#28 Well she didn’t get ‘em in the US…and why saline?
#29 Must be Bertha’s BFF
#30 Let’s give this guy a break – I love my car too (and yes, I have kissed it)
#31 She’ll eat herself right out of house and home, literally!
#32 Bear Grylls would be proud! Yes, that is urine.
#33 I’m having flashbacks from the scene in Dumb and Dumber
#34 If only that would straighten your teeth while you were at it!
#35 Is she human?
