1. Wanna make guac?
2. It took 6 months to figure this out?
3. An interesting monologue…
4. Sucks when a threat like that works…
5. So crazy how no one responds!
6. Time to get out the tweezers – someone has a splinter
7. Inside an 8 year-olds’ mind…
8. I’m sure there’s intellect in there somewhere…
9. Stupid for answering – she was set up and walked right in!
10. Taking the big V from a ghost would be difficult – I see that
11. Can’t argue with that!
12. Who in the world leaves a birth cert laying out?
13. Just fart on him afterward…he’ll get the point
14. I hope “Kiran” wasn’t a girl – she’d be asking a guy if he was a short stick…that might not go over so well…they are VERY sensitive about that.
15. Defining “fun”
16. Did the first child who turned into a teenager freak out?
17. Would have loved to see the response to this one!
18. Too bad only most of him would make it to the dinner
19. I think they said “life”, not “afterlife”
20. Guess the knock knock joke is out
21. Pick up line failure
22. Beware of anyone who stutters via text
23. Or they’d assume they were the victim of an acid attack
24. Punctuation (a question mark in this case) might help
25. Convo between a pimp and his girl