Just leave it to Seinfeld’s George Costanza to come up with a list of the most shallow reasons for breaking up with someone. Most are hilarious and some, well, a little concerning. Be thankful you’re not dating any of the folks who provided these!
1. To-MAY-to…To-MAH-to…
2. What might have been “Pillow Talk” became “Mole Talk”
3. She worked hard for the money – and apparently you did too!
4. Yeah…that and the gift was orange…who does that?
5. AND she was sober when she did this…
6. Apparently, one could not be blinded by love…or anything for that matter
7. ‘C’ is for cookie!
8. It was the pits
9. Can’t help ya there…
10. Bet her favorite flick was “The Nutty Professor: the Clumps”
11. Timing is everything
12. Signs you need to drive faster
13. When it was time to buy her flats…
14. Chafing…enough said
15. Technically challenged
16. When you can’t give your girlfriend the same name as your mafia relatives
17. Not to bock at a Creature of Habit…but…
18. Not quite the circle-maker.
19. When one’s ego affects their physical appearance
20. Points docked for efficiency…
21. But somehow she believed in you…hmmmm
22. Life is short – enjoy your peas
23. A lot of guys do that to their girlfriends…You think she came up with that on her own?
