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23 Shallow Reasons to Break Up with Someone

Just leave it to Seinfeld’s George Costanza to come up with a list of the most shallow reasons for breaking up with someone. Most are hilarious and some, well, a little concerning. Be thankful you’re not dating any of the folks who provided these!

1. To-MAY-to…To-MAH-to…

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2. What might have been “Pillow Talk” became “Mole Talk”

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3. She worked hard for the money – and apparently you did too!

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4. Yeah…that and the gift was orange…who does that?

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5. AND she was sober when she did this…

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6. Apparently, one could not be blinded by love…or anything for that matter

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7. ‘C’ is for cookie!

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8. It was the pits

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9. Can’t help ya there…

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10. Bet her favorite flick was “The Nutty Professor: the Clumps”

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11. Timing is everything

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12. Signs you need to drive faster

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13. When it was time to buy her flats…

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14. Chafing…enough said

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15. Technically challenged

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16. When you can’t give your girlfriend the same name as your mafia relatives

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17. Not to bock at a Creature of Habit…but…

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18. Not quite the circle-maker.

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19. When one’s ego affects their physical appearance

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20. Points docked for efficiency…

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21. But somehow she believed in you…hmmmm

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22. Life is short – enjoy your peas

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23. A lot of guys do that to their girlfriends…You think she came up with that on her own?

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By Hannah Jones

Hannah is a Manchester based writer who has spent many years studying and working in the field of journalism and psychology. Hannah enjoys swimming, meditation and dog walking. Her favourite quote is, 'If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you.'