1. Say this very slowly to yourself:
2. Maybe you should go outside:
3. Just imagine that you have that dream job of yours.
4. Maybe a new hairdo?
5. Maybe it’s time for a new profile pic.
6. Get more focused.
7. Imagine your fridge looks like this:
8. Pretend that Justin Timberlake made this song for real.
9. Image that NASCAR was more like Mario Kart:
10. Take a look at this giant stack of flap jacks:
11. They found Snoop Dogg’s long lost brother.
12. Look at these pandas having fun on the slide.
13. Okay, you can relax now…
14. Be happy this isn’t happening in your backyard:
15. Return that anger of yours: