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11 Ways to be really really really Annoying.

As you get older, your life gets busier. This means you have less time to find new ways to really really annoy people. Here are 11 ways to annoy friends, family, partners, colleagues and even strangers. Try to use them all this week and by Sunday you can congratulate yourself for being back on form!

1. Mid conversation say ‘Oh my God, I’m so sorry, I haven’t been listening to anything you just said! Can you start again please?’

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2. When anybody makes a statement reply with ‘so?’ in the tone of a sulky teenager.

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3. Strongly disagree with whatever anybody says, but don’t bother to justify why.

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4. Sing the Superman theme incessantly.

5. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE

6. only type in lowercase

7. Keep a large notepad with you at all times and during conversations, jot something down in it in the most mysterious manner you can.

When anybody asks what you’re doing, simply reply, ‘Oh nothing.’

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8. Lie about the most trivial things, such as the time of day.

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9. Shake with your left hand.

10. Insist anything that is coloured gold and white is in face black and blue (or the other way around).

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11. Adjust the tint on your screen so that everything is green and insist that you like it that way.

By Hannah Jones

Hannah is a Manchester based writer who has spent many years studying and working in the field of journalism and psychology. Hannah enjoys swimming, meditation and dog walking. Her favourite quote is, 'If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you.'